Well folks, you all know me, I'm a 37 year old loser that has NO wife now, and never have been married. I hang around with a bunch of grown men on the internet all day long wasting my life. I don't get out of the house too much, which is why I don't get enough action with the ladies. Hell, the closest I came to getting any action with a woman in the last month, is exchanging an email with Clevfan last week.
For a long time now, I have wondered about myself if maybe indeed I am gay, and I just never knew it, or wanted to admit it. It seems that a lot of people think I am gay. (not that there's anything wrong with it) People always look at me different when I go to family parties, and ask me how come at age 37, I am NOT yet married.. I never know what to say. I can't say because I gamble all day long and hang around a bunch of losers on the internet for 19 hours a day. So I just make up an excuse that I haven't yet found the right one, but how long can I keep saying this.
So hanging around men all day, and being single without a woman, made me question my sexuality, and if I am really gay or not. I wanted to find out ASAP, because I wasn't sure, but deep down, I knew I was NOT gay. So today, something happened to me to make me finally answer my question. I went to the club this morning, not to swim my usual, but to go for a relaxing sauna, shower and shave before I went for a fast Christmas shopping. But what I saw today, I had NEVER seen ever at this club, as I never went before in the morning, I only go in the afternoon between 3 and 5. Usually in the afternoon, there are not more than 2 people in the showers. Well today folks, there must have been about 46 naked men in the showers. I'd never seen so many guys naked in my life in one room. So I told myself, this is it. I will now find out if I am gay or not. This was it folks. The big test. If I got an erection, I am gay. If not, I am not gay. Boys, I tell you, 2 feet away from me, I saw big dicks, small dicks. I saw big asses, boney asses. I saw short men, tall men, fat men. I saw big bellies, skinny guys, big balls, small balls, hairy balls, hairy asses, hairy backs, 78 yr old men, 17 yr old boys, hairless men, black guys, white guys, chinese guys, I saw it all folks. They were all naked in front of me for 1 hour. There was this one guy who was so hairy, it's unbelievable. If I am gay, I would NEVER sleep with this guy. Boys, that was gross. This guy was beyond hairy. How do women even consider sleeping with people who look like this. I was really going to puke.
At first, I went into the sauna and couldn't believe the # of people that were in there. There must have been about 18 people in there in an 8 foot room. We were all practically touching each other. The 9 seats were occupied, and we were 9 guys standing side by side. There was a standing room only crowd in there. There was a capacity crowd on hand in there. I'm used to seeing only 1 person, or none in the sauna with me. And folks, I am glad to say, that it is official. I am NOT gay. I did NOT get one erection, or even close to it in the 30 minutes I was in there.
I was very very happy that i passed the test. I really wondered lately if I was, because of all the time I spend here with men. My whole life is dealing with men only. This really made my Christmas, because had I got a hard on today, it would have been hard to tell my family that I am gay. But at least I am NOT. So all you people out there that think that I am because of my status of being 37 and single, you can stop worrying. Sick Gambler is alive and well, and NOT gay..
not that there's anything wrong with that..
For a long time now, I have wondered about myself if maybe indeed I am gay, and I just never knew it, or wanted to admit it. It seems that a lot of people think I am gay. (not that there's anything wrong with it) People always look at me different when I go to family parties, and ask me how come at age 37, I am NOT yet married.. I never know what to say. I can't say because I gamble all day long and hang around a bunch of losers on the internet for 19 hours a day. So I just make up an excuse that I haven't yet found the right one, but how long can I keep saying this.
So hanging around men all day, and being single without a woman, made me question my sexuality, and if I am really gay or not. I wanted to find out ASAP, because I wasn't sure, but deep down, I knew I was NOT gay. So today, something happened to me to make me finally answer my question. I went to the club this morning, not to swim my usual, but to go for a relaxing sauna, shower and shave before I went for a fast Christmas shopping. But what I saw today, I had NEVER seen ever at this club, as I never went before in the morning, I only go in the afternoon between 3 and 5. Usually in the afternoon, there are not more than 2 people in the showers. Well today folks, there must have been about 46 naked men in the showers. I'd never seen so many guys naked in my life in one room. So I told myself, this is it. I will now find out if I am gay or not. This was it folks. The big test. If I got an erection, I am gay. If not, I am not gay. Boys, I tell you, 2 feet away from me, I saw big dicks, small dicks. I saw big asses, boney asses. I saw short men, tall men, fat men. I saw big bellies, skinny guys, big balls, small balls, hairy balls, hairy asses, hairy backs, 78 yr old men, 17 yr old boys, hairless men, black guys, white guys, chinese guys, I saw it all folks. They were all naked in front of me for 1 hour. There was this one guy who was so hairy, it's unbelievable. If I am gay, I would NEVER sleep with this guy. Boys, that was gross. This guy was beyond hairy. How do women even consider sleeping with people who look like this. I was really going to puke.
At first, I went into the sauna and couldn't believe the # of people that were in there. There must have been about 18 people in there in an 8 foot room. We were all practically touching each other. The 9 seats were occupied, and we were 9 guys standing side by side. There was a standing room only crowd in there. There was a capacity crowd on hand in there. I'm used to seeing only 1 person, or none in the sauna with me. And folks, I am glad to say, that it is official. I am NOT gay. I did NOT get one erection, or even close to it in the 30 minutes I was in there.
I was very very happy that i passed the test. I really wondered lately if I was, because of all the time I spend here with men. My whole life is dealing with men only. This really made my Christmas, because had I got a hard on today, it would have been hard to tell my family that I am gay. But at least I am NOT. So all you people out there that think that I am because of my status of being 37 and single, you can stop worrying. Sick Gambler is alive and well, and NOT gay..
not that there's anything wrong with that..
